Ghostwriter

Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year's Resolutions

Well... my main New Year's resolution was to write... like every day... including January 1st.

Well, judging by the eventual timestamp of this post I didn't quite make it. I actually have a good excuse though. I was traveling all day and it's f*cking New Year's Day. This is the one day of the year when it ok to be lazy. It's even encouraged. I mean how much can you expect out of someone who was shitfaced at 5:30 in the morning when they decided to make pancakes for a roomfull of people they just met. (not an acutal event in my life... not exactly) I think it should be understood that New Year's resolutions don't actually go in effect until January 2nd. You won't stop writing the wrong year on your correspondence until like March anyway. Who cares if you forget about your promises to yourself for one day. Do you even care? Exactly, and you're the one who made the promise to begin with. If you think about it how corny is it to make a promise to yourself? If you break the promise are you supposed to stop talking to yourself? How do you give yourself the cold shoulder?

Well that's about it for me... I'm tapped out... maybe I should take a few more days off.


*Well, it looks like blogger.com is on pacific time... that pretty much makes everything above irrelevant... sorry for wasting the last 55 seconds of your life. If it took you longer than 55 seconds to read that I'm guessing you don't have a much life.